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at a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "shall i engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.
the customer thought for a moment, and then said, "no-engrave it ¡®to my one and only love¡®. that way, if we ever break up, i can use it again."
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